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Title: 4 worms and a church
Post by: fatherted on January 03, 2016, 12:15:35 PM
>  Four worms and a lesson to be learned .. !!!!
>
> A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
> Sunday sermon.
>
> Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
>
> The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
>
> The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
>
> The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
>
> The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
>
> At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
> results:
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> The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
>
> The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
>
> Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
>
> Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive …
>
> So the Minister asked the congregation,
>
> "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
>
> Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
>
> "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"