>
> Chinese sex .... While in China, an Australian man is very sexually
> promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
> A week after arriving back home in Melbourne, he wakes one morning to find
> his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
>
> The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
> and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
> The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,
>
> "I've got bad news; you have contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare
> andalmost unheard of here in this country, we know very little about it.
> "The man looks a little perplexed and says,
>
> "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
> The doctor answers,
>
> "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We are going to have to amputate your
> penis."
> The man screams in horror,
>
> "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!! "
> The doctor replies,
>
> "it is your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only
> option."The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor in Little Bourke
> Street, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
> The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims,
>
> "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."The guy says to the doctor,
>
> "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My local GP wants to
> cut off my penis!"
> The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.
>
> "Stupid local docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need
> amputate!"
> "Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims."Yes," says the Chinese doctor. "Wait
> two week. Fall off by itself!"