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A Starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover
by a good fairy who grants him 3 wishes.
The Asylum seeker says “ I`m hungry.”
(POW) a huge banquet appears!
He then says “ Now I want a nice house.”
(POW) a big mansion with a swimming pool
appears. He then says “ I want to be British”
(POW) everything vanishes! He asks “ Where
has everything gone?” The fairy says “You`re
British now mate, you`re Entitled to ##ck all”