An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing
to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out
a personal ad and She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived
his entire life in the Australian outback as a bush tracker.
They end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the
festivities.
When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in
the middle of the room, almost naked and all the furniture from the
room piled in one corner.
"What's happened?" she asks.
"Well Sheila I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's
anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get !!
Bernard Manning, 1983.
But a goody