Fuerteventura Forum

Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: fatherted on May 26, 2015, 22:38:10 PM

Title: The art of conversation
Post by: fatherted on May 26, 2015, 22:38:10 PM





Subject: : Art Of Conversation

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile unbuttoned top three 
buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her
cleavage created by a  soft, silky pushup bra and pulled
out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and
smiled  approvingly.

She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all
crumpled up?"  "No I haven't" he said, an anxious tone
in his voice.

She gave him another sexy  little smile pulled up her
skirt, seductively  reached into her tight sheer panties
and pulled out a crumpled  Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled  Fifty Dollar bill and started
breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars
all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said becoming even more aroused and
excited to which she replied:


"Go look in the garage.