I walked into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and
her sister owned the shop, there were no male employees.
She then asked if she could help me.
I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing
with a male pharmacist.
The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever
it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me
with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but I
get erections every day that last more than four hours.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering
what you could give me for it.
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister"..
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute
best we can do :
..1/3 ownership in the shop, ...a company 4x4, ...a king size bed,
and...£3,000 a month in living expenses"