> Subject: Chinese Laundry
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> A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry.
> When it comes back there are still stains in her panties.
> The next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "Use more soap on panties."
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> This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "Use more soap on panties."
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> Finally fed up the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass."