Snow White, Superman and Pinnochio are walking down the street one day when Snow White sees a sign advertising a beauty contest into which she enters. After a while she appears with a massive smile saying she won the event.
Further along the street theres a sign advertising a strongest man contest. Superman says he fancies his chances and enters.After a while he comes out of the hall with the broadest of smiles saying he got 1st place.
A bit further along the street theres another contest,this time for the greatest liarin the world. Pinnochio thinks this will be no contest and in he walks. After a while Pinnochio appears absolutely devastated and crying his eyes out. Snow White asked what was wrong and he said
“Who the ***** Oscar Pistoriousâ€