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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: Keith Dean on November 10, 2014, 09:45:51 AM

Title: Senior Prenup agreement.
Post by: Keith Dean on November 10, 2014, 09:45:51 AM

An older couple reaching their 70's are about to get married. But before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk…





She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."


She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."


She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "O.K. - put me down for Fridays.........."