The British Penny
European Union Directive No. 456179
In order to bring about closer integration with the European Union, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase“ Spending a Penny†is not to be used after 31 December 2014.
From this date onwards, the correct term will be:
:o
8)
:P
:'(
:-*
;D
;D
;D
“Euronating†.
It is hoped that this will be a great relief to everyone.