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Title: CONFIDENCE.
Post by: Keith Dean on August 01, 2014, 12:05:56 PM


A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"


No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."



The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The pilot says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."



The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"



Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."



The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."



And that my friends ... is Confidence.

Title: Re: CONFIDENCE.
Post by: Can the Man on August 01, 2014, 14:07:17 PM
I love it, where can I buy a watch like that  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: CONFIDENCE.
Post by: HelenR on August 01, 2014, 14:13:29 PM
hahahahahaha brilliant...will have to pinch that one  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: CONFIDENCE.
Post by: Keith Dean on August 01, 2014, 17:24:05 PM


Thanks Both!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. Where are the votes ADMIN :P :P :P :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: CONFIDENCE.
Post by: Can the Man on August 01, 2014, 23:30:10 PM
Site options gone up the swanny Keith