An elderly couple are having dinner to
celebrate their golden wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and
says to his wife, "There is something I need
to say. It has always slightly bothered me
that our ninth child never quite looked
anything like the rest of our children.
These past fifty years have been the most
wonderful experience I could have ever
hoped for and your answer will never take
all that away. But I must know, did he have
a different father?"
The wife stares at her plate, unable to
look her husband in the eye. Eventually,
she swallows hard then says. "Yes, he did."The old man is stunned into silence.
After a few moments he summons up the
courage to ask: "Who was he?"
The old woman gulps down her wine and
says:
:P
8)
:-*
:o
;D
"You."