A blonde phones her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over and help me. I've got
this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure
out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?"
The girlfriend says, "According to the
picture it's a giant hen."
The boyfriend decides to go over and
help with the puzzle. When he arrives the
girlfriend has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment,
then looks at the box, then turns to her and
says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a giant
hen. So let's forget about the jigsaw
and have a nice cup of tea."
"And then," he says with a deep sigh,
:P
:P
:o
:o
"we're going to put all the Corn Flakes back
in the box."