A man gets up one morning to find his
wife in the kitchen, apparently frying one
of his socks in a pan. "What the hell are
you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last
night when you came to bed, blind drunk,"
she replies.
Baffed, the man replies, "No way. I don't
remember asking you to cook my sock."
;D ;D ;D that's brilliant
Brilliant