An elderly man goes to see his doctor for
a check-up. The doctor runs some tests and
says to the man, "Well, everything seems to
be in reasonably good condition physically,
but what about mentally? How is your connection
with God?"
The man says, "No problem, me and
God, we're good. He takes care of me, you
know."
"Really? How's that?" says the doctor.
"Every night when I have to get up to go
to the toilet, he turns on the light for me
and then, when I leave, he turns it back
off."
Upon hearing this, the doctor is slightly
baffed and calls the old man's wife. "I'd like
to speak to you about your husband's connection
with God. He claims that every
night when he needs to use the bathroom,
God turns on the light for him and turns it
off for him again when he leaves. Is this
true?"
She replies: "The old fool, he's been pi##ing
in the fridge again."