ftp://A gentleman visits a golf club as a guest of a member.
After his completing his round, he goes for a shower.
While in the shower, he hears a group of four ladies enter the changing room discussing their round
Realising that he has, in error, gone into the ladies changing room, he is faced with a predicament.
Should he wrap his towel, all he has with him, around his waist and run for it or wrap it around his head, so that he won't be recognised?
He opts for the latter, sucessfully grabs his clothes and makes his exit.
The ladies are a little unsettled by the interruption.
"Well" says one, somewhat indignantly "it wasn't my husband!"
"Nor mine!" says the second
"Nor mine!" says the third
The last one say "He wasn't even a member!!"