A rather adventurous restaurant owner stuck at the bottom of the menu: If I can't supply you with what you want no matter what it is! I will give you a £100.
So in wanders this smart chap and thought he would challenge the owner, so asked for Camels Knee caps on Toast.
The owner said: That sir is not a problem and should take at most 15 mins sir.
The diner thought, damn (or words to that effect) he bl**dy well has that!!
After a few minutes the owner came back and threw a £100 down on the table, at which the diner said: ah got you there eh, no camels knee caps then.
To which the owner said: Naw we have ran out of bread!
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lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D