A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you
doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Puerto Del Rosario. I heard prostitutes there get paid €100 for doing what I do
for you for free!"
Later that night, while on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband
packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Puerto Del Rosario, too. I want to see you
live on €200 a year!"