A girl goes to the doctor's complaining of a strange mark on
her chest. When she shows it to the doctor, he sees a letter C
imprinted on her breasts.
"How did you get this?" he enquires.
"It's my boyfriend. He wears a medallion around his neck
which has a C on the end of it, representing the university he
goes to – Cambridge. And when we make love, it presses into
me."
"Okay, well use this cream twice a day and it'll soon go away,"
says the doctor.
The next day, another girl visits the surgery. She's
complaining of a strange mark on her chest which is like the
letter O.
"My boyfriend wears a silver O round his neck representing
Oxford University and when we have sex, the weight of his
body leaves a mark" she explains.
"I know just what you need," says the doctor, and he gives her
some cream. On the third day, another girl comes in to see
him. This one has the imprint of an M on her chest.
"I know what that is," says the doctor confidently. "I bet your
boyfriend goes to Manchester University."
"Oh no," she replies, "but I do have a girlfriend at
Wolverhampton Tech."
Quote from: Keith Dean on May 14, 2014, 13:45:45 PM
A girl goes to the doctor's complaining of a strange mark on
her chest. When she shows it to the doctor, he sees a letter C
imprinted on her breasts.
"How did you get this?" he enquires.
"It's my boyfriend. He wears a medallion around his neck
which has a C on the end of it, representing the university he
goes to – Cambridge. And when we make love, it presses into
me."
"Okay, well use this cream twice a day and it'll soon go away,"
says the doctor.
The next day, another girl visits the surgery. She's
complaining of a strange mark on her chest which is like the
letter O.
"My boyfriend wears a silver O round his neck representing
Oxford University and when we have sex, the weight of his
body leaves a mark" she explains.
"I know just what you need," says the doctor, and he gives her
some cream. On the third day, another girl comes in to see
him. This one has the imprint of an M on her chest.
"I know what that is," says the doctor confidently. "I bet your
boyfriend goes to Manchester University."
"Oh no," she replies, "but I do have a girlfriend at
Wolverhampton Tech."
Ha Ha, Your bad :D