A couple are lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. ..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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