The Racist.
John, a lifelong white racist living in the East End of London is in a major
car crash. When he comes round 3 days later in hospital the surgeon says:
"I've got good news and bad news.....the bad news is you have had 2 pints of
African blood and 2 pints of Pakistani blood"
John screams "What the hell is the good news then?"
"Your penis is 6" longer and you are top of the housing list"