Try to picture it.....
An English tourist was driving through the Outback when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a kangaroo.
A few kilometres further on, he came upon a small Outback town, parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.
He ordered a beer and had a look around the bar and noticed a one legged guy sitting in the corner, masturbating without a care in the world.
The English tourist turned back to the barman and said rather loudly: "What sort of backward country is this? Just down the road there I saw a chap having sex with a kangaroo and I come in here and there's that fellow in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone."
The barman said, "You miserable Pommie chap whose parents weren't married when he was born, both brainless and heartless!" responds the barman heatedly. "That poor bugger's only got one leg. How do you expect him to catch a kangaroo?"