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Title: Resolution
Post by: tarkacreek on March 31, 2014, 15:55:28 PM
Almost a quarter of 2014 gone and I have succeeded in all but one of my New Year resolutions:

1. Stop drinking - Done

2. Stop smoking - Done

3. Stop being so lazy and get a job - Done

4. Move out of my parent's house and get my own apartment - Done

5. Find a sexy girlfriend - Done

6. Stop being a compulsive liar - Not yet