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Jokes and Dross => Son of Dross => Topic started by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 21:35:42 PM

Title: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 21:35:42 PM
Well done Jon, sorry I kept you waiting ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 21:37:38 PM
Congratulations to you  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 21:38:10 PM
PMSL. Cheers guys, I've been having a proper chuckle ;D ;D Thought my 69 was going to go unnoticed  ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 21:40:02 PM
No chance
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 21:41:12 PM
Probably not ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 21:41:50 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 27, 2014, 21:38:10 PM
PMSL. Cheers guys, I've been having a proper chuckle ;D ;D Thought my 69 was going to go unnoticed  ;D ;D

Oo I'm biting my tongue with that one seeing as I'm on my best behaviour :-* :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 21:42:48 PM
you keep biting Cinders ;D ;D :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 21:44:32 PM
I'm biting my lip  :D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 21:45:16 PM
even better take your teeth out first ;D :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 21:47:01 PM
 :o :o >:( the cheek  :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 22:24:03 PM
Think he's forgotten your betrothed is a boxer ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 27, 2014, 23:58:18 PM
(http://i1023.photobucket.com/albums/af360/tessiegril/69.png)
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 01:09:36 AM
Cheers Can mate. Hope your trips going ok
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2014, 05:47:38 AM
Well done Jon mate ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 06:06:11 AM
Thanks to my demigod of demigods ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: dee-dee on March 28, 2014, 07:06:36 AM
Congrats to my bestest bud  :-* :-* ..... 69  :P :P
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 07:12:57 AM
Thank you my bestest :P :P :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: KWC on March 28, 2014, 09:27:55 AM
Bet its not often you get a 69 at your age Jon eh!!

But all the best for reaching this tremendous milestone  ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 09:40:58 AM
Oh for goodness sake I'm going to have to bite my tongue again because on my best behaviour  :-* :P
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 09:52:41 AM
LOL

Cheers Kenny
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: KWC on March 28, 2014, 09:58:06 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 28, 2014, 09:52:41 AM
LOL

Cheers Kenny

Are you an under or over guy Jon!!
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 10:01:45 AM
Quote from: KWC on March 28, 2014, 09:58:06 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 28, 2014, 09:52:41 AM
LOL

Cheers Kenny

Are you an under or over guy Jon!!

:o :o :o :o :o :o what the blazes are you doing to me
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: KWC on March 28, 2014, 10:06:54 AM
Quote from: Cinders on March 28, 2014, 10:01:45 AM
Quote from: KWC on March 28, 2014, 09:58:06 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 28, 2014, 09:52:41 AM
LOL

Cheers Kenny

Are you an under or over guy Jon!!


Just asking the man if he is over 69k by much?
:o :o :o :o :o :o what the blazes are you doing to me
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 10:07:57 AM
yeah whatever  ;D :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 11:49:03 AM
EH you two, no flirting on my thread ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 12:42:54 PM
it wasnt me he started it  ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 12:45:53 PM
just you concentrate on your betrothed's birthday ;D ;D :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 12:49:47 PM
i am, all is sorted on that front  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 12:58:53 PM
That's ma girl ;D :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 13:01:09 PM
good to get him on his toes, knows i am up to something  ;D ;D ;D from a mans point of view would you appreciate a night away in a romantic room? Just by the vile mood past couple of days im starting to think its not a good idea  :o :o :o
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 14:09:23 PM
Bottle of Champers, Black & Red Lace Lingerie - to be removed, preferably by ripping it off and a sound proof room. That shoudl sort him out  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 14:14:49 PM
Behave on my thread please
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: KWC on March 28, 2014, 14:48:34 PM
Quote from: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 14:09:23 PM
Bottle of Champers, Black & Red Lace Lingerie - to be removed, preferably by ripping it off and a sound proof room. That shoudl sort him out  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Does he wear that sort of apparel ?
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 14:52:17 PM
LOL ;D

Nice reply on Caleta questions Kenny ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: KWC on March 28, 2014, 15:06:48 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 28, 2014, 14:52:17 PM
LOL ;D

Nice reply on Caleta questions Kenny ;D

Yeh seen that Jon.

That's what the forum should be all about mate!!!
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 15:16:10 PM
Yep. Shame more people don't use it, sure with Steve especially we could help potential visitors in a friendlier manner
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 15:41:36 PM
Quote from: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 14:09:23 PM
Bottle of Champers, Black & Red Lace Lingerie - to be removed, preferably by ripping it off and a sound proof room. That shoudl sort him out  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Noted  ;D ;D but its pink and white I got  :P :P
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 16:16:21 PM
it'll be pink and white he gets ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 16:23:51 PM
I've done my tan thanks  :-* :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 16:32:07 PM
Can thinks he is still in the Paradise club
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 16:35:08 PM
and we all wish he was too ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 20:36:31 PM
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj245/goldeagle1101/ClubPar.jpg)
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 20:42:54 PM
 :-* :-* always love the Irish charm , my moody other is half Geordie and half Irish now that's an accent when had a few lol xxx  :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 20:45:14 PM
tell him to try some of this stuff

(http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af217/deverespub/Whiskey%20List/Knob1.jpg)
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 20:46:53 PM
About right lol hahahaha xx
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 20:52:20 PM
I thought you would like it  :D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 20:54:27 PM
You know what I'm dealing with lol finally xx
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 20:58:23 PM
You can always tell him he's the biggest drawback in the world - an elephants foreskin  :P
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 20:59:59 PM
 :o lol I won't thanks
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 21:13:13 PM
Try it when he's being an A H  :D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 21:15:19 PM
Noted in my mind my dear  ;D ;) xx
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 21:17:45 PM
 :D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 21:20:22 PM
Irish thing , they always know xx  ;) ;) ;) :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 21:22:07 PM
Quote from: Cinders on March 28, 2014, 21:20:22 PM
Irish thing , they always know xx  ;) ;) ;) :-*


I'm offended now  :'(
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 21:27:25 PM
Sorry  :-* :-* but I think that one half of his family is co. Limerick? And other Newcastle xx
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 21:40:08 PM
Newcastle Co. Limerick , even the dogs go round in pairs down there  :o :o :o

Go into a night club in Limerick, and the bouncers ask if if you have any knives, chains, hatchets, razor blades.... If you say no, they ask if you want to buy some  :P :P :P
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 29, 2014, 06:29:19 AM
His dad is from there and mum Newcastle, he was born in Newcastle, still odd accent I haven't a clue half the time lol  :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2014, 07:14:38 AM
Stop waffling on my thread. Lock it Dave ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 29, 2014, 07:16:04 AM
Sorry  ;) ;)
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2014, 07:18:28 AM
And don't start that again ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 29, 2014, 07:22:08 AM
 ;D ;D ;D Je suis desole  :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 08:39:57 AM
This is a Spanish based forum, not French  :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 29, 2014, 10:29:19 AM
Lo siento  :-* :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 10:36:46 AM
De nada  :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on March 29, 2014, 10:40:06 AM
 :-* :-*
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2014, 13:38:54 PM
I cant speak Spanish :'(
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 15:16:14 PM
 ¡qué pena!  ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 15:31:27 PM
Jon as you have so much spare time you could try free online courses. Try Duolingo.com
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2014, 22:02:34 PM
Que?
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 30, 2014, 00:38:39 AM
Quote from: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 15:31:27 PM
Jon as you have so much spare time you could try free online courses. Try Duolingo.com

Well said young David  ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2014, 10:18:02 AM
No point everyone speaks English
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 30, 2014, 11:16:41 AM
Lazy bugger
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2014, 11:51:45 AM
Mi times precious ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Can the Man on March 31, 2014, 01:07:44 AM
Dave,

LOCK this rubbish
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2014, 07:13:27 AM
Aye and lock the corny jokes as well ;D
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 08:15:32 AM
trying to put picture on, did it on another but wont here  :( :( :( :( :( :( :( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 08:17:23 AM
I've given up
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 08:18:59 AM
i did it on Cans,  did exactly the same dam thing on this and didnt work????? will keep going will not be defeated by a picture  :o
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 08:20:56 AM
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/helenl5676/congratjon.jpg)
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 08:22:05 AM
Dont know how so dont even go there xxxxxx

For you tho  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* finally
Title: Re: 69,000 to the Yorkie bar kid
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 08:59:03 AM
Time to lock it up