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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 14:37:35 PM

Title: Psychic
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 14:37:35 PM
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
Title: Re: Psychic
Post by: Can the Man on March 26, 2014, 19:34:41 PM
Brilliant Helen  :D
Title: Re: Psychic
Post by: HelenR on March 26, 2014, 19:38:17 PM
 :-* :-*