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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: KWC on March 17, 2014, 13:57:53 PM

Title: New Start
Post by: KWC on March 17, 2014, 13:57:53 PM
Subject: Local Government - the truth

A guy goes to the local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him 'Have you been in the armed services?'
'Yes' he says 'I was in Iraq & Afghanistan for three years.'

The interviewer says 'That will increase your chances of gaining
employment'

He then asks 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says 'Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew both my
testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy 'OK. I can hire you right now.The hours
are 8:00 AM . to 4:00 PM
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM .'

The guy is puzzled and says 'If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00PM
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? '

'This is a council job' the interviewer replies.
'For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'

:D
Title: Re: New Start
Post by: Can the Man on March 24, 2014, 23:55:47 PM
Love it Kenny  :D
Title: Re: New Start
Post by: Brightspark on March 25, 2014, 22:02:21 PM
I think your above post is a disgrace and shows your unhealthy attitude to life, or in this case mocking thousands of people who are disabled and also dedicated workers of the councils around Great Britain.

You should be ashamed of yourself tut tut.
Title: Re: New Start
Post by: HelenR on March 26, 2014, 07:34:55 AM
For gods sake grow up
Title: Re: New Start
Post by: KWC on March 26, 2014, 07:36:12 AM

  One word  - SAD
Title: Re: New Start
Post by: Brightspark on March 26, 2014, 08:03:58 AM
Yes the joke is, very
Title: Re: New Start
Post by: HelenR on March 26, 2014, 08:05:19 AM
Don't comment on it then
Title: Re: New Start
Post by: Brightspark on March 26, 2014, 08:08:03 AM
I have to point out the disgusting nature of this joke, it's truely horrible.
Title: Re: New Start
Post by: isleswing on March 26, 2014, 10:18:42 AM
First time I saw this joke, he was just back from fighting in the Vietnam War and going for a job with US Mail. It's recycled endlessly. And still funny.

Title: Re: New Start
Post by: Can the Man on March 26, 2014, 19:51:42 PM
Personally I think it's all a load of balls  :D :D :D :D :D