Last night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's A&E. I had tubes up my nose, down my throat and all round my head. There were wires monitoring every function. I had a hell of a pain in my left ear, and there was a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep & steady. I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'
:o :o :o