On a golf tour in Ireland, Phil Mickelson drives his
Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of
the Irish countryside. The pump attendant,
obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in
a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who
the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Phil nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick
up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket
onto the ground.
"What are those?", asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Phil.
"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires
the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving",
says Phil.
"Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!".
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So Old Keith, this did the rounds for years.
Can the Man, thanks for that, it think!!!!
That's the problem, getting old you forget what you have done. Did I send you this today, last week or even last year. It comes to us all, some sooner. I will be here to welcome you all when you arrive.
I think that's par for the course Keith.
Quote from: Keith Dean on January 14, 2014, 18:19:21 PM
Can the Man, thanks for that, it think!!!!
That's the problem, getting old you forget what you have done. Did I send you this today, last week or even last year. It comes to us all, some sooner. I will be here to welcome you all when you arrive.
Keith, over here we call it 'the Partimers effect' :D :D :D :D