Two top Jaguar salesmen were awarded a trip to the Argentine as a reward. they were out one day walking across the Pampas when ,as they passed a plantation, something ran out and bit off the Crown Jewels of one. He fell to the ground holding his crotch saying "what the bloody hell was that". Equally shocked the only answer his friend could think of was to say:"It could have been a two Litre Jaguar"!