A Yorkshire guy and a Scouser go into Greggs the bakers.
The Scouser nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Yorkshire guy, "Did you see that? The staff never even saw me."
The Yorkshire guy says, "That's nowt mate, watch this."
So the Yorkshire guy goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "Gi'us a pie and I'll show thee some magic," and eats the pie in front of him, and then does it twice more.
The manager says, "So, where's the magic in that?"
The Yorkshire guy says, "Go and check that Scouser's pocket."