WORLD WAR III • THE PLANNING STAGES
David Cameron and Barack Obama are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Cameron and Obama sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honour! What are you doing in here?'
Obama says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Cameron says, " Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
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Cameron turns to Obama and says, "See, I told you, no one cares about the 140 million Muslims."