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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.



"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."



Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.



"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.



I stopped, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my

breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"



Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"



He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.