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Title: School questions
Post by: KWC on September 27, 2013, 11:24:44 AM
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with "tor" that ate things.

The first little boy Dale said, "Alligator."
"Very good Dale, that's a big word."

The second boy Wayne said, "Predator."
" Yes, that's another big word Wayne . Very well done."

When Johnny was asked he said, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word
Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

" Well my mother has one and she says it eats  batteries like there's no tomorrow.