A man is alone in an airport lounge, when a beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly....
He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :
'To Fly. To Serve'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says:
'What the F**k do you want?'
'Aha!' he says
"Ryanair"
Lol love it fatherted ;D ;D
Christ you was bored.......... ;D ;D
Far better than Can's efforts ::) ::)
Quote from: ronniethe bull on August 29, 2013, 14:14:34 PM
Far better than Can's efforts ::) ::)
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