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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: dagwood on July 05, 2013, 14:50:26 PM

Title: Blond Genies
Post by: dagwood on July 05, 2013, 14:50:26 PM
What Happens when you get blonde genies?

A White guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks it up and gives it a rub.

Two blond genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows he's in a bedroom, in a golf course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

After he finally makes love to them all, he begins to explore this fabulous mansion.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet and he looks down and the floors are covered with $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door.

He answers it and standing there are two people dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods....it's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first wish having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to....

I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire,..................................

But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me"!!!!!!!!!!!!