49 Goats were arrested in Triquivijate for grazing on private property. :) I cant get a great translation for the story but here it is in Spanish. http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=304188 (http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=304188)
(http://www.canarias7.es/fotos/o/1306/304188-1p.jpg)
Could these be the same goats that were seen on the Golf course? :)
I'd love to see the local police trying to get all their photo ID's :P :P :P
Biggest thing to happen in Triqui for years ;D ;D
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc6/203607_254564154569377_2554706_n.jpg) ;)
Who knows....they may be found innocent just like what happened here. :D :D :D http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2775507/Herd-of-goats-released-from-Congolese-prison.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2775507/Herd-of-goats-released-from-Congolese-prison.html)
Their leader is still on the run.
(http://fineartamerica.com/images-simple-print/images-medium/wanted-poster-for-billy-the-kid-everett.jpg)
Was the arresting officer having a day off from obbing the bins at Tam by any chance :P
the ID parade could be difficult........ :D
This guy was in the lake by the 12th
(http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa400/StarlessSteph/floaturgoat.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/StarlessSteph/media/floaturgoat.jpg.html)
And this fella was watching the golfers tee off from the first tee
(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd21/cjlois/goat_jpg.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/cjlois/media/goat_jpg.jpg.html)
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh305/andersenhutapea/goat.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/andersenhutapea/media/goat.jpg.html)
This one escaped :D :D :D :D
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/metallic_01/goat.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/metallic_01/media/goat.jpg.html)
Love them Can. The last one is priceless. :D :D :D
This one wasn't so lucky
(http://www.berkeley.edu/news/students/2005/palestine/images/goat.jpg)
But these managed to hide
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VsWB9xxaZjo/TFphOfw-67I/AAAAAAAAAmk/Lkum10SBPVc/s1600/Goats-on-tree.jpg)
The ringleader having the nerve to ask the guardia civil for drugs......as if they would
(http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/391688_397758333630640_182971260_n.jpg)
And finally a photo of Fifi, perhaps explaining why she doesn't want the goats locking up ;) ;) ;D
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCPEqzyOrivtF-YoL7kGmjosh4QvYSn2-xuu3Z7ugXoK2LFobvgw)
Well Ronnie....I must admit I felt a certain connection with that one and bailed him out. :) I took his picture after I shaved off his beard (it was a bit too tickly for my liking)......and he looked so happy. :) :D :D :D
(http://global3.memecdn.com/funny-goat_o_900938.jpg)
As for the other one.....I think the Guardia may have kept him happy. ;)
(http://v030o.popscreen.com/NEF3Xy03UENmcUEx_o_smoking-goatfunny-videos-for-mobileadventure-time-.jpg)
Think this thread should be on Dross ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Lol Fifi great response :D :D
Can't general chat be light hearted Paddy old boy.
Excellent Ronnie, the forum needs a bit of fun, carry on the good work.
Love the photos Fifi and Ronnie :D :D :D :D
This is not dross Paddster. This is news. ;)
36 more goats were arrested, bringing the grand total this week to 85. :) http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=304359 (http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=304359)
Ewe tell him Fifi, butt out Paddy. This is heart breaking news,we're not kidding, hoof it Paddy, unless your surnames McGinty, seem to recall he had a goat ;) :D. Won't ram that one down your throat tho
Quote from: ronniethe bull on June 22, 2013, 11:08:47 AM
Ewe tell him Fifi, butt out Paddy. This is heart breaking news,we're not kidding, hoof it Paddy, unless your surnames McGinty, seem to recall he had a goat ;) :D. Won't ram that one down your throat tho
You tell that nanny Ron :P
Where Is My Goat? - Official Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oehXqEoAIbM#ws)
I think I have found one of the owners. :D
Brilliant Fifi. Nearly as good as your pup cakes :D
Catchy isnt it? :D :D :D
Good enough to be UK's next Eurovision entry ::) ::)
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16 more goats were arrested in Triquivijate :-X http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=304949 (http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=304949)
Sounds like the local Guardia are trying to fleece a local goat herd
Perhaps they're kid napping them and holding out for a pony
LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D
I think its time that cows were arrested too. ;)
Car hits cows while having sex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYEcAl9R6Q#)
Makes me wonder about you sometimes Fi ! :P ;D :D
And maybe the Chipmunks as well, sick of them pinching my nuts :o
QuoteI think its time that cows were arrested too.
He should have used the horn and steered his Cattleac away.
Sorry - couldn't resist milking the puns - they're not well done and you'll have herd them all beefore.
Pull the udder one :'(
Never heard of a car having sex, maybe that's where all those new shiny new ones come from.
:D :D :D
This Forum has a great bunch of contributors. I do love you all. :-*
Keep em coming. ;)
Yea a real bunch of comics Fi :P
150 more goats were caught yesterday between Caleta and Triquivijate.
Looking forward to all the comments that will follow re this :-X
Quote from: Captain Sensible on August 01, 2013, 16:01:30 PM
150 more goats were caught yesterday between Caleta and Triquivijate.
Definitely a new police force needed. Think of all extra job that doesn't rely on tourism.
Naughty goats. :D
Naughty goats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WnmLZr9Ulg#)
Brilliant Fifi,
They should be in the circus :D :D :D
The little ones look adorable. I dont think I could afford a smoking one though with cigarettes costing over nine euros a pack in Dublin Can. :)
The ringleaders have been named today as:
Baaary. A, Baaasil . D and Baaartholemew . F.
all of no fixed abode and at present unemployed!!
You must be kid ding ;) :D :D :D
Hi Fifi.
Was Julian involved :o
;D
Well just between ourselves....now dont tell a soul.....yes I am afraid that he was. :o
Oh dear. The Goats are in the news again. :o
(http://fotos02.laprovincia.es/2013/09/03/646x260/ganaderos-denuncian.jpg)
Goat farmers on the Island are complaining that their herds are being stolen and moved to remote areas where they are being arrested, or slaughtered for the illegal meat industry.
http://www.laprovincia.es/fuerteventura/2013/09/03/ganaderos-denuncian-red-ilegal-venta/555400.html (http://www.laprovincia.es/fuerteventura/2013/09/03/ganaderos-denuncian-red-ilegal-venta/555400.html)
The poor Goats. It is not their year I am afraid. They are in the news again and this time it is sad news. Several have been found dead recently on the Island and the matter is being investigated. It is thought that they may have either injested toxic prunings from Oleander plants or Insecticides
(http://library.thinkquest.org/C007974/media/1_1ole.jpg)
These beautiful plants are highly poisonous and one leaf is enough to cause death. The characteristic poisoning symptoms are as follows: nausea, vomiting, accelerated or retarded heartbeat, and cardiac arrest. http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=313054 (http://www.canarias7.es/articulo.cfm?id=313054)