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Title: Three Women
Post by: Kat Nuts on May 14, 2013, 22:36:19 PM
Three women were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a ring tone and the first woman pressed her wrist and put it up to her ear, speaking into it. The others looked bemused until she explained that it was the latest cell phone that was so tiny it could be implanted under the skin.
Time passed and the second woman suddenly pressed her ear lobe and listened intently. She looked around and explained that she was checking her voicemail.
The third woman was a little put out that she had no gadgets herself so she thought for a moment, then went out of the room. She returned moments later with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of her bottom. She looked around and "Oh look, I've got a fax coming through"
Title: Re: Three Women
Post by: Can the Man on May 15, 2013, 13:34:57 PM
Kat, Nelly and Jody  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Three Women
Post by: Paddster on May 22, 2013, 05:39:39 AM
LOL Kat  ;D ;D