Lee Trevino: a true story....... you gotta love him.
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?" �
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off. []