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Title: Husbands job description
Post by: dagwood on April 08, 2013, 15:16:44 PM
Husband's job description:



Someone once asked me, " What is your job?"



I replied, "I am my wife's sexual adviser."



Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"



"Very simple", I said. "The wife has told me that when she wants my f*****g advice, she'll ask me for it."
Title: Re: Husbands job description
Post by: Can the Man on April 09, 2013, 13:06:42 PM
Pure comic genius Dagwood
Title: Re: Husbands job description
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2013, 19:40:08 PM
Rings a bell does that ;D
Title: Re: Husbands job description
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2013, 12:43:35 PM
So it should, I plagerised a very famous North of England gentleman  ;D
Title: Re: Husbands job description
Post by: Paddster on April 12, 2013, 21:06:02 PM
Don't get it  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Husbands job description
Post by: dagwood on April 12, 2013, 22:31:35 PM
Quote from: Paddster on April 12, 2013, 21:06:02 PM
Don't get it  ::) ::)
The Job?
Title: Re: Husbands job description
Post by: Paddster on April 23, 2013, 20:40:30 PM
Sorry dags,i'm stupid,it must be the Irish in me,it made me laugh when i figured it out,LOL.....Cheers mate  ;D