> A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it
> off to his colleagues.
>
> As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close
> to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
>
> More than a little distraught, the Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.
>
> Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a
> chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically:
> "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long
> it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!'
>
> After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
> in disgust.
>
> "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Bankers are," he says.
> "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
> anything else in your life."
>
> "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche owner.
>
> The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was
> torn off when the truck hit you?"
>
> The Banker looks down in horror.
>
> "F***ING HELL!" he screams........."Where's my Rolex ????"
LOL,u get some good 'uns dagwood...... ;D