How to get to Heaven . . . From Ireland, a true(?) story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them,
' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?
' NO! ' the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was ' NO!
If I gave sweets to all the children,
and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?
Again, they all answered ' NO!
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven? '
A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ' DEAD...."
It's a curious ethnic group, the Irish.
Brilliant Dagwood, I love it. ;D
Brilliant ;D ;D