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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: Can the Man on March 15, 2013, 13:38:50 PM

Title: Fosters Helpline
Post by: Can the Man on March 15, 2013, 13:38:50 PM
G'day mate, Foster's Helpline - what's the problem mate?"

"I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet...now her vagina has completely closed up!!!"

"Bummer mate"

"Great idea!! Thanks mate!!"