Wouldn't it be amazing, if this was to be introduced in the UK and Canada This is the actual message you get when you phone the Australian social services/benefit office! Fantastic....
'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO "CENTRELINK" THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE'
"Press '1' if you speak English."
''Press ' 2 ' to disconnect until you can ..... Have a nice day . "