Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow'.
"Ooh !" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition ?"
Paddy thought for a moment and then said...........
"Sticks ?"
LOL
Brilliant ;D