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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: KWC on January 25, 2013, 13:31:14 PM

Title: Scottish Blood
Post by: KWC on January 25, 2013, 13:31:14 PM

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery,
the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises.


As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally,
so, the call went out.


Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type.


The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.


After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood,
a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.


A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.


His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.


After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box
of Quality Street chocolates.


The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture
as he had anticipated.


He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again,
that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money, but you only gave me a thank-you
card and a box of Quality Street ."


To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins"
Title: Re: Scottish Blood
Post by: Can the Man on January 26, 2013, 23:47:44 PM
Kenny, I take it that was you the blood donor  ;)