SEX INSURANCE :
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with one's wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with a Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
Sex with the maid - Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP - Saga.
Sex resulting in pregnancy- General Accident.
and finally
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com