A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time "
The man replied "I know I've been ill"
A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places.
The doctor said "well don't go there any more"
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's crosseyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's crosseyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
I bought a greyhound about a month ago,
A friend of mine said to me,
'what are you going to do with it?'
I said 'i'm going to race it'.
He said 'by the look of it, I think you'll beat it'