Well Imagine that!!!!!
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth
wedding anniversary when the wife says
'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is
time I made a confession.. Before we were married I was a hooker for
eight years.'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes
and says,
'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold
your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks
of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit ?'
She replies:- 'No, I don't think you understand - my name was Brian
and I played rugby for Wales .........'