Once again this year, I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now number two shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
Brilliant - absolutely brilliant
Quotestrain your nuts.
Ouch!, painful, but guess you didn't notice with all that Vodka!!! ;D ;D
:D :D :D
Moodyblue was walking in a rather odd way yesterday Fifi!
Quote from: emmi on November 14, 2012, 11:52:51 AM
Moodyblue was walking in a rather odd way yesterday Fifi!
Emmi you should know that I always walk in a rather odd way , it all stems from the time I stopped a man in the street and asked for directions , he pointed behind him and said walk this way , not sure but I think his name was Quasimodo . :P
Great - with a gum infection and not being able to book flights to Fuerte from Glasgow for New Year because of the high flights - I needed a laugh :-*
Quote from: tinklee on November 14, 2012, 19:54:11 PM
Great - with a gum infection and not being able to book flights to Fuerte from Glasgow for New Year because of the high flights - I needed a laugh :-*
Do you usually get low flights Tinklee ? ;D
Quote from: emmi on November 14, 2012, 11:52:51 AM
Moodyblue was walking in a rather odd way yesterday Fifi!
Is he any better today I wonder? ;)
Quote from: moodyblue on November 14, 2012, 21:26:54 PM
Quote from: tinklee on November 14, 2012, 19:54:11 PM
Great - with a gum infection and not being able to book flights to Fuerte from Glasgow for New Year because of the high flights - I needed a laugh :-*
Do you usually get low flights Tinklee ? ;D
:D :D :D
Vodka definitely still in the system. ;) :D :D :D