> Ear Infection
> This is so true!
>
> They always ask at the doctor's
> reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others
> what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
>
> There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you
> tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I
> know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
> handled it.
>
> A 75-year-old man walked into a
> crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said,
> 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
>
> 'There's something wrong with my
> dick', he replied.
>
> The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
> crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
>
> 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
>
> The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in
> this room full of people.
> You should have said there is
> something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem
> further with the Doctor in private.'
>
> The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask
> people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could
> embarrass anyone.
>
>
>
> The man then decided to walk out,
> waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
>
> The Receptionist smiled smugly and
> asked, 'Yes??'
>
> 'There's something wrong with my ear,'
> he stated.
>
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly
> and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
> 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
>
> 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
>
> The waiting room erupted in laughter.
>
> Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!
>